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shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

are you satan




candoramity:

misremembering:

candoramity:

misremembering:

tempoes:

everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold

MY BOOKS THOUGH 

MY

BOOKS

Just thinking about my books in that situation stresses me out like NO I am NOT leaving them behind I will spit on the fire if I have to

IF THEY BURN I BURN WITH THEM

EXACTLY




“Tomorrow at the Choosing Ceremony, I will decide on a faction; I will decide the rest of my life; I will decide to stay with my family or abandon them.”




kobayashimarooned:

padalackles:

dent-arthur-dent:

drarna:

i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week

and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.

And he died in both of them

and he still didn’t win an oscar






I have a theory that selflessness and bravery aren’t all that different.

I have a theory that selflessness and bravery aren’t all that different.






fancy-pancakes:

todaY IN SCHOOL THIS KID HAD A SHREK MASK AND HE PUT IT ON AND YELLED “IS SCHOOL ALMOST OGRE?!” AND I ALMOST PISSED MYSELF OMFG




alexander ludwig is not four/tobias material. just no.